This book should come with a huge big warning sticker. But it doesn’t, so I’ll warn you myself: If you know any expat who’s the slightest bit homesick do not, under any circumstances, give them a copy- it’s guaranteed to tip them right over the edge. It’s a riot of fun, fantasy and facts about South Africa, all put together in a format that’s as brash and loud as a vuvuzela and as colourful as a stadium of soccer supporters.